They say you know "you are a redneck if you lie through you tooth!"
Watch out boys, if you mess with my sisters I will karate chop ya! And you won't even know it was me because of my awesome mask.
Kids are challenging, and exhausting. And just when I feel at my wits end, one of them will come and kiss me on my cheek and say "Thank you for Dinner." I am truly blessed that they are forgiving in my short comings as a mother, and unconditionally give me their love.